For Democrats, the worst thing that could’ve happened has happened: A lying reality TV host who lost the popular vote will control the nuclear codes come January.
Considering that, we propose the current government appease the millions of Americans who now wake up hopeless and terrified by legalizing the recreational use of marijuana in all 50 states ― effective immediately. Guam and Puerto Rico, too, sure. Whatever.
No fine. No criminalization. Just give us the weed before it’s too late, Barry!
Terms of Proposition:
– All Americans…