Paranoid Pot Grower Calls 911 On Himself After Hearing Helicopter Nearby, Cops Say

A Florida man alleged to be illegally growing marijuana in a storage unit turned himself in to police when he heard a helicopter hovering overhead and panicked, authorities said.

“I’m the guy they’re looking for,” Jasper Harrison, 47, allegedly told an Edgewater police dispatcher Wednesday, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

In a major buzz kill, it turned out the helicopter not only wasn’t looking for him but didn’t even belong to the police department. The chopper he heard reportedly belonged to a local TV news station that was…